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From: [an eater]
Date: Thursday, Sept. 6, 2012
To: Eater Complaints Department
Subject: What's Going On At Arrows?
Has anyone reviewed Arrows lately? Because holy shit is it terrible. The service is fine, the place is beautiful, but that food sucks in an extraordinary way. Every course has four or five different things, which have basically nothing to do with each other except the main ingredient, and they are poorly executed, poorly seasoned, not interesting, and over-the-top. We ordered dessert just to see if it could suck nearly as much as everything else, and it did not disappoint. Wow.